The Best Da'Vine Joy Randolph Quotes

Beth: I found a British guy in a cave! I thought he was a little boy, but he has a full beard!

Aunt: You can't spell brilliant without first spelling Bri.

Mama: I told you health department people, there are no cats here!
Goldilocks: Make her talk.
[Papa Bear goes near Mama Luna and growls in her face]
Papa: Excuse me, my darling. We're looking for the legendary Puss in Boots. Have you perhaps... seen him?
Goldilocks: Too soft.
Mama: [uses her claw to her nasal] Out with it, you old biddy, or I'll have your guts for garters.
[Mama Luna faints]
Goldilocks: Too hard! That was not just right! Oi, Baby, sniff him out.
Baby: You don't tell me what to do.
Mama: Listen to your sister, Baby.
Baby: Oh, she's not my sister! She's a fugitive orphan.
Papa: [slaps Baby Bear] She is your sister. Do what she says.
Baby: Fine, but all I can smell... is cats' pee.

Beth: You need to send officials here.
[abruptly pointing on the map on her tablet]
Local: [playing cards] We're closed.
Beth: You're closed? You know, I've been trying to take a nap for a year and half?

Beth: I'm about to ask you something, and you better tell me the truth. Have you ever murdered anyone before?
Oscar: [scoffs awkwardly] No.
Beth: I don't know if I really buy it, but let me tell you something. If you ever think about murdering me, I promise, I *will* murder you first.
Oscar: My pleasure.
Beth: You are weird. Let's go.

Jack: I'll have her back within 48 hours, or your next rescue is free.
Beth: How many people need a next rescue?
Allison: More than you think.