The Best Diane Baker Quotes

Columbo: Mrs. Clay, where have you been?
Joanna: I don't know where I've been... for years.

Hannibal: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator: What?
Hannibal: Did you breast-feed her?
Paul: Now wait a minute...
Senator: Yes, I did.
Hannibal: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Paul: You son of a bitch!
Hannibal: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
Senator: Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore!
Hannibal: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!

Dr. Gregory House: Mom, how could you delay the funeral?
Blythe House: Honey, your dad is dead. He's not going to care. Do you know what you're going to say?
Dr. Gregory House: I don't know. Just let the minister or one of his buddies from the corps...
Blythe House: You're talking. I don't care that you didn't like him. He was your father and he loved you. The war is over, Greg. Please do this for me.
[to Wilson]
Blythe House: Stop looking so worried. I know he's gonna make me proud.
Dr. James Wilson: I'm sure you know him better than I do.

Blythe House: [Greg's mom answers a knock on her hotel room door in a bath robe, & Greg enters to see a white-haired man in the bed] You remember Mr Bell?
Dr. Gregory House: If I didn't, I will now.

Dr. Gregory House: [to his mother] It's great to see you.
Blythe House: Oh, Greg. Don't lie.