The Best Doctor Quotes

Black: Breathe deeply, baby.
[places stethoscope on Nurse Jenny's chest]
Nurse: Daddy, you make my heart beat.
Black: Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. But I think you're running a temperature. Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you.
[unzips pants]
Doctor: What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny.
[Nurse Jenny runs away]
Doctor: Black Dynamite, I mean, really?
Black: Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect? How's my x-ray.
Doctor: Well, no fragments. In and out. You're lucky, Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
Black: Three inches to the right, and it would've missed my black ass.
Doctor: Well, you need a new line of work. This is the second time this year.
Black: I know, I know.
Doctor: Why do I bother? There's no helping you.
Black: No, doc, you help me just fine. See you next time.