The Best Dr. Curtis Quotes

Dr. Curtis: [to Dr. Terzi] Where was the patient when he first felt ill?
Dr. Samira Terzi: Sorry, that's classified, but assume there aren't too many places in the world John hasn't been. And, yes, John's a cover name.
Dr. Curtis: And what makes you think it was an attempt on his life?
Dr. Samira Terzi: Sorry, can't tell you that either.
Dr. Curtis: Well, what can you tell us?
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Did Oswald really have sex with Marilyn Monroe?

Samira: [to House] This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic. He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis.
Dr. Curtis: Dr. House.
Dr. Gregory House: "Curtis on Immunology" Sidney Curtis?
Dr. Curtis: Oh, you've read it?
Dr. Gregory House: Nope, but it is keeping my piano level.