The Best Dr. Marty Kaufman Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: Top of the morning, Dr. Kaufman. Here's the deal. You copy me on all the imaging. I'll have my guys run the lab tests.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: No.
Dr. Gregory House: I thought you spoke to Cuddy.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: Yeah. Then I spoke to the elder Cuddy, who specifically requested you not be involved.
Dr. Gregory House: Listen, Kauffy, you are perfectly competent, bordering on good, even, but you know I'm better. If you want, we can pretend it's 'cause I got a team and more resources. Either way, it'd be crazy to ignore my advice.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: It's not gonna stop at advice. You're gonna start cutting me out, go behind me to your girlfriend and if something goes wrong, still me standing up there alone at the M&M. Please stay away from my patient.

Dr. Marty Kaufman: [to House] I'm skipping the credentials committee. I'm going straight to the state board and reporting you for... what you've done is so off the spectrum, I don't know there's a specific name for it.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Masters] I think he's talking to you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Marty, calm down.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: [to Cuddy] And you. What you did is worse. He's an insane lunatic. You're the Dean of Medicine!
Arlene: I want you off my case.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: That's exactly right.
Arlene: Don't get excited. You're fired too.
Dr. Marty Kaufman: What?
Arlene: I'll never get away from House or my daughter if I stay here. Transfer me to Princeton General.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Mom, you're very ill and you're very angry. You really think now is the right time to make a decision like this?
Arlene: You lied to me and betrayed me. Do you think I really care what you consider a good idea anymore?