The Best Dr. McLean Quotes

Dr. McLean: [about Danielle after her suicide attempt] She is resisting our efforts to pump her stomach. She says she only took three sedatives.
Andrew: She's disoriented. Pump her.
Bree: Andrew!
[to the doctor]
Bree: Pump her.
[to Andrew]
Bree: They're sticking a tube down her throat. Do you still think this is funny?
Andrew: Mom, this was a half-assed bid for attention.
Bree: This was a cry for help and if we don't listen, the next time, she could do something even more dangerous.
Andrew: Yeah, next time, she might jump off the porch.
Orson: Stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!