The Best Faye Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: I found out where your boyfriend lives. When I paid him a visit, he took off. Ran in front of a car.
Iris: You're lying.
Dr. Gregory House: He's down in the ER right now.
Iris: Shut up you lying sack of crap.
Faye: Iris!
Dr. Gregory House: How do you know I'm lying? How do you know your boyfriend's okay?
Iris: 'Cause I'm right here, you dick!