The Best Fern Quotes

Gale: [Gale bumps into Fern and notices his Airball shirt] Fern! You're a Windbreaker fan?
Fern: [straight-faced] Toot-toot.
Gale: [smiles seductively and adjusts her jacket] Toot-*Toot*!

Fern: Nothing weird going on here! Just some pruning!