The Best General Sandy Smithers Quotes

General: I don't know that nigger. But I know he's a nigger. And that's all I need to know.

Sheriff: May I sit down, sir?
General: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.

Sweet: [about having Bob watching him play chess with General Smithers] I like whipping this old man's ass in front of an audience.
General: You ain't whipping shit!