The Best Oswaldo Mobray Quotes

Oswaldo: [about paying Mannix bounties] We could give him Marco. Bob's real name is Marco the Mexican. He's worth $12,000.
Major: [points his gun towards Bob's body] Wait. That's Marco the Mexican?
Oswaldo: [nods] Precisely, yeah.
Major: [chuckles] Shit, after I blowed his face off; "Marco" ain't worth a "peso"!
[bursts out laughing]

Oswaldo: Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war...

Oswaldo: [smiles] Well, well, well! Looks like Minnie's Haberdashery's about to get cosy for the next few days.
[sips his hot coffee and smirks]
Sheriff: Yes, it does...

Oswaldo: [to Ruth about taking his gun] Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!

Oswaldo: The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.

Oswaldo: [John Ruth pounds on the haberdashery door]
[shouting from inside]
Oswaldo: YOU HAVE TO KICK IT OPEN!
Joe: [shouting from inside] The door isn't open!
Daisy: [shouting from outside] What?
Oswaldo: KICK IT OPEN!
Joe: [John Ruth kicks the door open] Shut that door! It's a goddamn blizzard out there!
Oswaldo: You have to close the door!
Joe: You have to nail it shut!
Oswaldo: You have to- you have to nail it shut! HOLD IT SHUT!
Joe: There's a hammer and nails by the door!
Oswaldo: YOU HAVE TO NAIL IT SHUT! THERE'S A HAMMER AND NAILS BY THE DOOR!
[John Ruth gets the hammer and nails and proceeds to nail the wooden door in]

Oswaldo: [to Mannix about hanging women] Well, 'till they invent a trigger a woman can't pull, if you're a hang man, you're going to hang woman!