Top 30 Quotes From The Incredible Hulk

Bruce: [as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall] Oh, shit!

Abomination: Give me a REAL fight!

Bruce: [in Portuguese] Stop. Please. Me... angry... very bad.
Tough: *You* bad angry, "G"? I very bad angry.
Bruce: Oh, no. You don't understand! Something very bad is about to happen here!

Samuel: [to Blonsky] WHY are you always hitting people?

Major: Sir, Blonsky...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [expecting the worst] Does anyone know if he has any next-of-kin or family?
Major: Ask him yourself...
Emil: [salutes Ross, in perfect health] Sir!

The: Betty.

Samuel: You didn't send me much to work with. So I had to concentrate it and make more.

Emil: Forgive me, sir? Doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? 'Cause... He didn't lose us. And he was not alone sir. We had him. And then something hit us... Something BIG hit us! It threw a forklift truck like it was a SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Well, it's gone.
Emil: Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That was Banner. IT was Banner.
Emil: You have to explain that statement, sir.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: No I don't. You've done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
Emil: Thirty-nine.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That takes a toll, doesn't it?
Emil: Yes, it does.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
Emil: No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be someone I wouldn't want to fight
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [thoughtfully] I think I can arrange something like that...

[first lines]
Bruce: Is it ready?

Soldier: How are you feeling, man?
Emil: Like a monster.

Betty: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty: Right. Let's get a cab.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You did the right thing, calling us. Leonard, I need to know where they're going. She'll be in incredible danger as long as she's with him.
Leonard: From who? He protected her. You almost killed her.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I give you my word, her safety is my main concern at this point.
Leonard: You know, it's a point of professional pride for me that I can tell when somebody's lying. And you are.
[pause]
Leonard: I don't know where he's going. I know she'll help him if she can.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Then she's aiding a fugitive. And I can't help either one of them.
[walks off]
Leonard: I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [to himself] Where does she meet these guys?

Bruce: Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.
Stanley: Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two.
[Bruce nods]
Stanley: Have you talked to her?
Bruce: No. She doesn't know that I'm here.
[pause]
Bruce: She's with somebody?
Stanley: Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.
Bruce: Oh... Good. That's good.
Stanley: Bruce. What can I do to help you?
Bruce: I could use a bed for a few nights.
Stanley: Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.
Bruce: That'd be so great.
[pause]
Bruce: There's, uh, there's one other thing...

[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!
Helicopter: Which one?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!

Emil: [attacking Bruce] Where is it? Show it to me!
[the Hulk doesn't appear]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: If you've taken it from me, I'm going to put you in a hole for the rest of your life.

Major: Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.
Milwaukee: [drinks soda] Wow.
[starts choking and passes out]

Abomination: [Preparing to finish off General Ross and Betty Ross] General... Any last words?
The: Hulk... SMASH!
[the Hulk smashes the ground making a quake making the Abomination get his foot stuck]

[Blonsky finds a photo of Betty in Banner's apartment]
Emil: A girlfriend? She helps him, maybe?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [confiscating the photo] She is no longer a factor, we closed those doors to him a long time ago. He's alone. He wants to be alone.

Samuel: [nervously, in front of a mutating Blonsky] ... This is what I was trying to explain... I don't know what you've been ladling into yourself... Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can... fix this...
[with a laugh, Blonsky shoves him aside]

[Blonsky is antagonizing the Hulk]
Emil: [haughtily; to the Hulk] Well... Is that it?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [through a walkie-talkie] Blonsky, pull back now!
[Blonsky bad-temperedly pulls the earpiece out of his ear and throws it away]
Emil: Is that all you've got?
The: [growls] Grrr...
[the Hulk kicks Blonsky like a soccerball; Blonsky slams into a tree and falls down to the ground, not moving]

Betty: What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
Bruce: Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucination? It's a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It's like someone poured a litre of acid into my brain.
Betty: Do you remember anything?
Bruce: Just fragments. Images. There's too much noise. I can never derive anything out of it.
Betty: But then it's still YOU inside of it.
Bruce: No. No, it's not.
Betty: I don't know. In the cave, I really felt like it knew me. Maybe your mind is in there, it's just overcharged and can't process what's happening.
Bruce: I don't want to control it. I want to get rid of it.

Abomination: [to the Hulk] You don't deserve this power. Now watch her DIE!

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
Emil: A Super-Soldier.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.

Bruce: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Tough: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

Bruce: [speaking Brazilian Portuguese while confronting bullies at work] Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.
[in English, to himself]
Bruce: Uh... that's not right.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.

Betty: [yells at taxi driver] Asshole!
Bruce: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty: You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce: Ok.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

[as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises]
Bruce: We can't do this.
Betty: It's okay. I want to.
Bruce: No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.