The Best Gilbert Quotes

Gilbert: My mother told me not to bring my black ass to this motherfucking Beach!

Gilbert: [Discovering most of the spring breakers have been devoured] No way, this is fucking bullshit! This is a fucking joke!

Gilbert: What the hell happened to Mitch?
[last lines]
Mitch: Help! I can't move I can't... can't!
Gilbert: MITCH, SAY SOMETHING MAN!
[Sees Mitch being devoured]
Gilbert: I don't want to die with a dick on my face!

Gilbert: I think it's over...
[the can starts shaking]
Gilbert: OH FUCK... IT'S GOT ME!
[Gets sucked down through the barrel]