The Best Dean Geyer Quotes

Brody: [to Rachel] Here's the thing. I will respect your boundaries, but just know that when we're together, whatever we talk about, whatever we're doing, I'm thinking of kissing you.

Brody: [to Rachel] Remember what I said when we first met. You're here because you're the best of the best.

Kurt: Rachel is a serious actress, Brody. She doesn't do nudity.
Brody: As performers, that's a question that we're all gonna have to face. If you want to win an Oscar, you have to show your boobs. Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connolly, Kathy Bates...

Rachel: So what do you think, Ms. July. Am I ready to learn the tango?
Cassandra: Look, you can memorize a routine. So what?
Brody: Rachel was incredible.
Cassandra: You were incredible. She was okay. And that song? Garbage. Whose idea was that? You want truth? Fine. Maria von Trapp, Willy Loman, Shrek. Those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal.
Rachel: You're just jealous of me. Of all of us.
Brody: Rachel, don't.
Rachel: No, because we have our entire careers ahead of us and yours ended before it even began. We're the future and you're just some YouTube joke.
Cassandra: You're done. Get out of my class. Get out of my class! Out!
[Rachel storms out of the room and Brody follows her]

Rachel: [to Brody] I kind of need to ask you a favor.
Brody: Okay.
Rachel: So, Cassie said that I... uh, wasn't sexy. Cassie said I wasn't sexy.
Brody: You're crazy sexy.

Jonah: That's bullshit! Oil does not do that. Or the fucking Quickie Lube guy would earn more than fucking minimum wage!

Brody: [to Rachel] We're actors, right? Our skin is like our paintbrush and our canvas.

Brody: [to Rachel] In case you were wondering, which you were, I'm straight.