The Best Horatio Havercamp Quotes

Sgt. Lynch: [sees the fat sergeant running after his men] They too fast for ya?
Sgt. Horatio Havercamp: Piss thy britches!

Sgt. Horatio Havercamp: Regiment. Where'd ye serve?
Major: 33rd. India.
Sgt. Horatio Havercamp: You didn't desert?
Major: I wasn't caught, so I didn't.