The Best Howard Duff Quotes

Howard K. Duff VIII: The only story here is the rich, smooth taste of Duff.

Howard K. Duff VIII: Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!
Homer: [groans weakly] Me so hungy.
Howard K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand new Isotope Dog Supreme?
[Duffman approaches and holds up a hotdog with three toppings]
Homer: [sniffs, moans and shudders] So hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish.
[goes to take a bite, but stops]
Homer: Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!
[everyone gasps and murmurs]
Homer: Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in...
[grabs the microphone and points at Duffman]
Homer: Albuquerque!
[everyone gasps loudly]
Lenny: He's right!
Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says, Albuquerque Isotopes!
Sideshow: Homer was right!
[stands up and points]
Sideshow: They're planning to move the team!
[everyone shakes their fists, yelling furiously]
Howard K. Duff VIII: [nervously] N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Homer: [grabs the microphone] Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Crowd: [chanting] Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Howard K. Duff VIII: [to Duffman; indicates Homer] Get him out of here!
Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!
[Duffman looks back and forth thrice between Homer and Howard]
Duffman: New feelings brewing in Duffman! What... would Jesus do?