The Best Jacob Thrombey Quotes

Walt: Jacob was in that bathroom the night of the party.
Joni: Oh, so that's where you were all night.
Richard: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom all night?
Jacob: Nothing.
Meg: Swatting Syrian refugees.
Jacob: I was not.
Meg: Alt-right troll.
Jacob: Liberal snowflake.

Linda: Were you boinking my father?
Meg: Boinking?
Jacob: You had sex with my grandfather you dirty anchor baby!