The Best Joni Thrombey Quotes

Joni: I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you

Walt: I don't know what any of that means.
Richard: It means your son is a little creep.
Walt: Oh, my son's a creep.
Joni: Guys. Walt, he was in the bathroom.
Richard: Joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer.
Walt: You know what Richard, you want to go?
Richard: You bet Skippy, let's go!
Ransom: I've got to do this more often.

Joni: You don't like him cause you love him.
Richard: No, I don't like him, he's an asshole but maybe an asshole is what we needed.
Joni: Oh, God, yeah, and an asshole is what Germany needed in nineteen thirty whatever.

Walt: Jacob was in that bathroom the night of the party.
Joni: Oh, so that's where you were all night.
Richard: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom all night?
Jacob: Nothing.
Meg: Swatting Syrian refugees.
Jacob: I was not.
Meg: Alt-right troll.
Jacob: Liberal snowflake.

Benoit: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.
Linda: What?
Joni: Can we ask why? Has something changed?
Benoit: No...
Joni: No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?

Joni: Wait, I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you. "The Last of the Gentleman Sleuths". You solved that case with the tennis champ! You're famous!