20 Best xXx: Return of Xander Cage Quotes

Xander: Wow, that's an impressive trick.

Jane: They say it's the last great adventure. Be sure to send a postcard.

Jane: [to Xander] You can check your coat. I promise you, no one would steal it. I can't guarantee it won't walk off in it's own.

Xiang: I'm in this hospital bed. I'm barely conscious. Delirious. Drowning in my own blood. And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day. Today's the day you die."
Xander: I'm touched.
Xiang: Then a man comes along, tells me a story about a drought in California. About skateboards and swimming pools. About a man named Xander Cage.
Adele: [on ear-piece] Oh, shit. He's Triple-X.
Xander: I heard he was dead.
Serena: Is he?
Xiang: We are all Triple-X. We just have different agendas. She wants to destroy it. I'm gonna use it. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.

Augustus: Let me simplify it for you. Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you do it.
Xander: I could definitely make that work.

Becky: Oh, That's refreshing. You actually know what you're doing down there.
Adele: Yeah. That's what she said.

Serena: Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele: Welcome to the moment.

Augustus: This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.

Paul: Yo, asshole. We gonna have a problem?
Xander: Oh, no problem. How was your trip? I'm just doing the math.
Paul: Oh, yeah? What math?
Xander: Air velocity divided by distance. So, when I stuff you down the toilet, search and rescue will know where to find you between China and North Korea.
Paul: Keep talking, little man.
Xander: Hold that thought, G.I. Joe.

Adele: You smell that? Smells like the same shit in a different suit.
Jane: You think a dog knows how to work a Frisbee? Master says, "Fetch", and the bitch listens.
Adele: You would look so sexy with a Frisbee in that mouth.

Darius: Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher.

Hawk: Where you been? You stop off for the old rub-and-tug?
Talon: Your mom says hi.

Jane: Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons. She'll handle support for the operation.
Becky: And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support. What are you? Like 220? 230? Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.
Xander: Oh, come on.
Becky: I'm kidding. It's not like I have a safe word, or anything. It's "kumquat." Never really think about it. Kumquat.

Augustus: [after Neymar took down the thief] And you say you're no hero. I got to call bullshit on that! You're exactly the kind of hero the world needs. At the end of the day, it comes to the same question I've been asking my wife every Friday night for the last 20 years. Do you want some of this?

Paul: What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
Xander: No. I just finally figured out that math problem.
[Xander pushes Donovan through a hole in the hull of the plane]
Xander: It's gonna take two flushes.

Becky: Oh, my God, this is fucking awesome!

Xander: [Upon seeing Darius Stone arrive in Xander's long-lost 1967 Pontiac GTO musclecar] That's a hell of a car!
Darius: Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it. He said I'd know why when I need to know why. Now I know why.
Xander: It's exactly the way I left it.
Darius: I took it on a date or two.
Xander: [laughs, with a wink]

Xander: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?
Jane: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.

Jane: Your country needs you, Mr. Cage. The Triple-X program needs you. It's time to be a patriot.
Xander: By whose definition? The last time I was patriotic, I got three strikes. And there was only one man who believed in the underdog. Patriotism is dead. There's only rebels and tyrants now.
Jane: So, which are you?
Xander: I'm Triple-X.

[first lines]
Augustus: You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools.