The Best Darius Stone Quotes

Darius: X looks out for his own.

Darius: Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher.

Xander: [Upon seeing Darius Stone arrive in Xander's long-lost 1967 Pontiac GTO musclecar] That's a hell of a car!
Darius: Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it. He said I'd know why when I need to know why. Now I know why.
Xander: It's exactly the way I left it.
Darius: I took it on a date or two.
Xander: [laughs, with a wink]