The Best Augustus Gibbons Quotes

Augustus: This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.

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Augustus: You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools.

Augustus: Let me simplify it for you. Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you do it.
Xander: I could definitely make that work.

Augustus: [after Neymar took down the thief] And you say you're no hero. I got to call bullshit on that! You're exactly the kind of hero the world needs. At the end of the day, it comes to the same question I've been asking my wife every Friday night for the last 20 years. Do you want some of this?