The Best Jason Quotes

Jason: She's not a cop. Dr. Cuddy brings in the drugs. Alone.
Dr. Gregory House: She might be armed. I'd have her deliver it shirtless.

Jason: [to House] Get the damn paddles! Or I'll shoot you.
Dr. Gregory House: Threatening to shoot the guy who's diagnosing you makes a lot of sense. Actually doing it, not so much.

- Who is it?
- Oh, god.
- House, maybe we should wait for the...
- Guys with even bigger guns?
- Who know how to talk to armed...
Jason: Say goodbye orlshoothen

Thirteen: [to Jason] You really don't feel bad about killing me?
Jason: Not if you don't feel bad about killing yourself.
Thirteen: I don't want to die.
Jason: Yeah, you do. You just don't have the nerve to actually do it. You just want it out of your control. Well, it is because I've got a gun.

Jason: [after a hostage passes out from an injection] You think I'm an idiot? Huh? That's what you think?
Dr. Gregory House: Thought I'd have a little more time with a guy that size.

Jason: What about an X-Ray or something?
Dr. Gregory House: Good idea. Oh, damn. Left my CT machine in my other pants.

Jason: I've been to 16 doctors in the last two years. Had three full-body CTs and two MRIs, seven blood panels and one homeopathic consult.
Dr. Gregory House: And all that was missing was the threat of violence.