The Best Jeff Quotes

Jeff: Okay, I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Riley and then grazed her left tit, alright?
Isabel: Move, you prick!
Josie: Excuse me, she said move. Prick.
Jeff: Don't talk to me you ugly bitch, okay? I do not talk to girls in overalls!
Josie: Okay, I may be ugly, but these aren't overalls!

Jeff: Shut up nerd I fucked your mom!

Jeff: Jeff!