The Best Joanne Stupac Quotes

Bob: [Bob defends himself as he tries to explain why his wife left him] Hey, I've got an upside. There are things...
Joanne: I know. You're a good guy. A good, old-fashioned, out-of-touch, Stone-Age guy. But, you know, there's nothing wrong with you that changing yourself completely couldn't fix.

Red: You want to borrow our shower?
Donna: Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls.
Joanne: Normally, I'd rather hose off on the driveway than ask you for a favor, but I'm afraid Bob would act out one of his carwash fantasies.
Bob: [with a big grin at her] You got me there!