The Best Johnny Bark Quotes

Narrator: Michael was enjoying his time with Marta, and Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree.
Johnny: You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing!
Lindsay: For your information, I do! Tobias and I used to be huge advocates for change. I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. He used to believe in things. We both did.
Johnny: Where is he now?
Lindsay: [sighs] He's at a weekend stage-fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.

Lindsay: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?
Johnny: You don't really get nature, do you?