The Best Jon Cedar Quotes

Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: That's right, get the p- Wait a minute. This is the picture that was burned up.
Cpl. Karl Langenscheidt: Ja, there is something wrong here.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: You're part of it, shut up.

Cpl. Langenscheidt: The mess sergeant would like to know what you and your guest would like for dinner.
Major: [speaks Italian] Antipasto, minestrone, pasta al dente.
[Langenscheidt nods]
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Langenscheidt! We will have potato soup, boiled potatoes, potato pancakes, sauerkraut, and sauerbraten.
Cpl. Langenscheidt: Ja, Herr Kommandant.
[he leaves]
Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Bonacelli] Bon appetit.
[Bonacelli looks nauseated]