The Best Jonah Hex Quotes
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Bartholomew: They sprung me while I was here incognito to see what I could find out about Tobias.
Sheriff: Find out anything?
Bartholomew: Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.
Jonah: [scoffs] I could have told you that.
Jonah: Fancy gun-belts you've got there. I'm thinking you folks are time-travelers.
Bruce: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
Jonah: Shots are spookin' the horses.
Bat: Shots are spookin' *me*!
Green: So what's the plan?
Jonah: Plan? We put him in the ground.
Green: Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.
Bat: Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.
Jonah: Ain't dependable. They jam.