The Best Josefina Quotes

[During Sir Henry's toast at a dinner party in camp]
Countess: I'm getting some air. Good night, Major. Enjoy yourself.
Maj. Hogan: [whispering] I will! I've laid ten guineas with Leroy that Sir Henry will talk for a full hour. Five minutes more, and I'll have won my bet.

Countess: [to Teresa, referring to Sharpe] You're lucky to have him.
Teresa: He's lucky to have me.