The Best Juan 'Alvie' Alvarez Quotes

Dr. Beasley: You want out - just talk, be honest. Try to work with people... try to deal with people.
Dr. Gregory House: Okay.
[Gets up, walks over to Alvie]
Juan: House! House! He's on my team!
Dr. Gregory House: Shut up. Nobody likes you.
[Walks over to Jay-Bird and towers over him]
Dr. Gregory House: Am I crowding you?
Jay: What?
Dr. Gregory House: Can't see the sun?
[Sarcastically]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh no, everything's closing in!
[Takes the ball from Jay-Bird, turns to Dr. Beasley, and points at Jay-Bird]
Dr. Gregory House: He's the claustrophobic one, right? Cause I'm doing this from memory.
[Walks over to Richter, without dribbling]
Richter: You have to dribble!
Dr. Gregory House: Why? C.I.A. satellites aren't watching me, they're watching you - 'cause you're wearing green.
[Richter takes his shirt off. House walks over to Hal]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, this is too easy. Seriously, anorexia? Are you supposed to be a girl? And in answer to your implicit question, yes, those pants do make you look fat.
[Walks over to Susan]
Dr. Gregory House: How upset were you when you woke up in the ER, you were still alive, and a failure?
[Shoots the ball into the hoops]
Juan: Wooo, two-nothing, good guys!
Dr. Gregory House: [Walks over to Beasley] You're right. It is rewarding to reach out.
[Turns to go inside]
Dr. Beasley: Can't go up there, it's yard time right now.
Dr. Gregory House: Put it on my tab!
[Walks inside]

Juan: Dr. House is in da house, y'all.

Juan: They broke you!
Dr. Gregory House: They didn't break me. I am broken. Now stop worshipping me and go worry about your own loser life.