Top 20 Quotes From Kids

Telly: You got any money?
Casper: Three pennies and a ball o' lint, kiiiddd.

Joy: You guys are fuckin' sick, you know that?

Casper: Kim, I'll give you a dollar if you let me suck on your titty.
[she splashes him with water]
Casper: Nah, though, I'm serious. Either of you guys.
Kim: Casper, what really makes you think I'll let you suck my tits?
Casper: I don't know, man. They're just sittin' there all ripe and firm, n' shit. It makes me wanna suck on them.

Casper: Damn, Kim, your body looks fucking dope.
Kim: You think so?
Casper: Hells, yeah, I'm serious, yo. It's funny you don't know how dope a girl's body is until she takes all her clothes off.

Jennie's: Jennie, you've tested positive for the HIV virus.
Jennie: What?
Jennie's: The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...
Jennie: I tested positive?
Jennie's: I'm sorry.
Jennie: But I only had sex with Telly.
[the nurse is silent]
Jennie: I just got tested to keep Ruby company.

Legless: I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. God bless you. I have no legs...

Telly: But like, if you deflower a girl man, man, you're the man. No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.
Casper: Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.

Telly: I think if we fuck, you would love it!

Telly: You happen to have dis dig?
Deli: Wha?
Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
Deli: What is dis dig?
Telly: Dis dig.
Deli: What do you say?
Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
Deli: Wha?
Telly: Dis dig man. Dis dig, dis dig...
Deli: I don't understand... I don't understand you... uhhh.
Telly: OK... one last time. Do you have dis dig?
Deli: What you say... dis dig?
Casper: He said 'this dick', motherfucker! Don't you understand English?
Korean: Stupy fucky boys. Fucky.

Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
Telly: Take a whiff.
[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.

Jennie: What if you can't make yourself happy?
The: Then I don't know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out... If you want to be happy don't think... if you stutter don't talk.

[singing, drunk in a bathtub]
Casper: I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around.

The: You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in.

Telly: Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.

Kim: So this is your new girl, huh?
Telly: I hope so. For now.
Kim: You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?
Telly: I like 'em new. Not like you.

Telly: I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?
Deli: What are you saying, "dis-tick"?
Casper: He said this dick, motherfucker!

Casper: That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?
Telly: Who am I? I'm the motha-fuckin virgin surgeon.

Telly: When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.

Casper: Now get in my way, bitch!

Jennie: I'm not gonna die.