The Best Deli Owner Quotes

Telly: You happen to have dis dig?
Deli: Wha?
Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
Deli: What is dis dig?
Telly: Dis dig.
Deli: What do you say?
Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
Deli: Wha?
Telly: Dis dig man. Dis dig, dis dig...
Deli: I don't understand... I don't understand you... uhhh.
Telly: OK... one last time. Do you have dis dig?
Deli: What you say... dis dig?
Casper: He said 'this dick', motherfucker! Don't you understand English?
Korean: Stupy fucky boys. Fucky.

Telly: I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?
Deli: What are you saying, "dis-tick"?
Casper: He said this dick, motherfucker!