The Best Kristen Bouchard Quotes

David: It's not what we expected. He's not some overzealous parishioner. It's either a psychological breakdown or a demonic obsession.
Bishop: Why demonic and not angelic?
David: He's being haunted. Angels don't haunt.
Kristen: Sure they do.
David: When?
Kristen: Angels destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. They turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for looking back. They killed the Assyrian army.
David: At God's behest, in defense of the righteous. Are you going somewhere with this?
Kristen: Angels are not cherubs. Angels terrify everyone in the Bible.
David: I thought you didn't believe.
Kristen: Well, I don't, but I remember my catechism.

Kristen: I haven't been high in 15 years.
David: I haven't been high in 15 days.

Ben: Why'd you let the guy burn in the car?
Raymond: What guy?
David: The one you saved last.
Raymond: Oh, Kevin Blackstone. The uncle. He survived.
Ben: Yeah, but barely.
Raymond: I did what was required.
David: Could you explain?
Raymond: He had an affliction of the spirit, which offended God. I was called to remove it.
Kristen: So... God told you to let him burn?
Raymond: God allowed him to experience a moment of the torment of hellfire so that he might renounce his sins and save his soul.
David: What were his sins?
Raymond: He was oft entrusted with watching his young niece. He violated her. I received my instructions from the Most High. The offender did not perish, nor will he. And, with his injuries, he will be unable to commit any such depravity with her again. That's God's will.