The Best Lil Rel Howery Quotes

- ...it's fake!
- That car--
[PAINFULLY] Officer Johnny!
- Have a good one, Guy.
Buddy: Oh, hey, uh--
- Come in.

Buddy: Hey, so where's the bank?
Guy: There is no bank.
Buddy: So, what do we do?
Guy: Whatever we want.

Buddy: He hits hard. And yet his hands are so soft.

Buddy: [about to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore.

[Guy intervenes in a bank robbery]
Buddy: This isn't you! You don't do this!
Guy: .... Maybe I do.

Marcus: What is this? This place sucks!

[WHISPERS] He's so sleepy.
- I'm just gonna put your gun down, right here, for when you wake.
- Okay?
Buddy: Guy.
- Guy! Where you goin'?

- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
Buddy: I'm being real.
- Nobody try to be a hero.
- This will all be over soon.
- So how about it?
- Beers on the beach after work?
- Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
[CHUCKLING] That makes me so happy.
[CHUCKLING] Me too.

[talking to Guy at his lowest]
Buddy: Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is.

Buddy: I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
Guy: I'm sorry. "So what?"
Buddy: Yeah. So what?
Guy: But if you're not real, doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? What does that mean?
Buddy: I mean, what's more real than a person trying to help someone they love? Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.

Guy: He's just resting.
Buddy: In pieces! That man is dead!
Guy: He's so sleepy.