The Best Little Moe Szyslak Quotes

Martin: [reading Lisa's letter] "Dear seekers of truth, meet in the school's single-purpose room tomorrow at lunch. Rationally yours, L.M.S.".
Database: L.M.S. - who could it be?
[looks around the hallway to see Sherri and Terri, Jimbo playing a video game, Ralph waving to them, and Lisa - who wears a bag emblazoned with "LMS" - closing her locker]
Martin: Little Moe Szyslak?
[points to a kid at a drinking fountain, who looks exactly like a shorter version of Moe]
Little: Why does everybody call me that? Bunch a' snot-faced pukebags!