The Best Lorraine Baines Quotes

Marty: [43:42] Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Marty: [acting cool] Do you mind if we... park... for a while?
Lorraine: That's a great idea. I'd love to park.
Marty: Huh?
Lorraine: Marty, I'm almost 18 years old. It's not like I've never parked before.
Marty: What?
Lorraine: Marty, you seem so nervous. Is something wrong?
Marty: [trying to maintain composure] No. No.
[Lorraine takes a sip from a liquor bottle]
Marty: [grabbing the bottle from Lorraine] Lorraine! Lorraine, what are you doing?
Lorraine: [starting to laugh] I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.
Marty: Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.
Lorraine: Why not?
Marty: Because you... You might regret it later in life.
Lorraine: Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
[Marty takes a sip from Lorraine's bottle then spit-takes as he notices Lorraine lighting a cigarette]
Marty: [nauseatingly] Jeez! You smoke, too?
Lorraine: Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother.

George: Lorraine. My density has brought me to you.
Lorraine: What?
George: Oh. What I meant to say was...
Lorraine: Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?
George: Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.

[Marty wakes up in Lorraine's bed]
Marty: Mom. That you?
Lorraine: There, there, now. Just relax.
[pats a damp cloth on Marty's forehead]
Lorraine: You've been asleep for almost nine hours now.
Marty: I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible.
Lorraine: Well, you're safe and sound now, back in good old 1955.
Marty: [opens his eyes wide] 1955?