The Best Maggie Lawson Quotes

Chris: We're going to make it our business to destroy your new business.
Christa: That's right. We're gonna skullfuck Hammon Realty till it's dead, grind our heels into its balls, and take a shit on its face.

Sheila: Listen, bitch. You keep talking shit about us, and I swear to God I will drop you.
Christa: Try it and I'll kick your twat so far up your throat you'll get pregnant giving blowjobs.

Christa: Your daughter is not going to graduate high school, which is ironic because you two are the idiots.
Sheila: How would you like it if I put my foot so far up your perfect little ass that you won't find it again until you shit it out on Christmas morning?

Female: On a personal note, that shit was fucked up!
News: Yeah it was. I literally pissed myself.