The Best Mark Hadlow Quotes

Dori: Don't blame me!
Bofur: Come on, dori!

- Nowhere to hide.
Ori: Behind you!
Dori: Worm!
- Come on!
Dwalin: Hey, you!
- Here!

Dwalin: Get back!
Gloin: You'll pay for this!
- Got you.
Dori: All right, all right.
Dwalin: Get off! Get your hands off me!
- Get off me!
- Get off me!

Dori: Come on!
- Come on!
Gloin: Watch your backs!
- You thought you could escape me.
- What are you going to do now, wizard?

- My precious. Wait!
- Gollum, gollum!
Gandalf: Quick, quick!
- This way.
Dori: Come on.
Gandalf: Come on, come on. Quickly.
- Right, good!

- There's more coming!
Thorin: Kili!
- We're surrounded!
Dori: Where's Gandalf?
Dwalin: He's abandoned us.
- Hold your ground!

[as the trolls are roasting half a dozen of the dwarves on a spit over a fire]
Bilbo: Wait, wait! You are making a terrible mistake!
Bert: Eh?
Dori: You can't reason with them, they're half-wits!
Bofur: Half-wits? What does that make us?

- I don't remember this bit.
- None of it's familiar.
Dori: It's got to be here.
- It can't have just disappeared.
Dwalin: Unless someone's moved it.
Ori: It's not over here neither.

- How long have they been gone?
Bilbo: Can you see anything?
Oin: Shh! Keep it down.
Thorin: As soon as we have the weapons...
- We make straight for the mountain.
- Go, go, go.
Dori: Go, nori.

- Thief!
- Baggins!
Gandalf: Quickly!
Dori: Faster!
Dwalin: Post!
- Charge!

Smaug: You will burn!
- Run!
- Ah!
Dori: Come on, bilbo!
- Come on.
- Hold him down.

Dori: Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?
Gandalf: It is raining, Master dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard.
Bilbo: Are there any?
Gandalf: What?
Bilbo: Other wizards?
Gandalf: There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman the White. And then there are the two Blue Wizards... You know, I've quite forgotten their names.
Bilbo: And the fifth?
Gandalf: Well, that would be Radagast the Brown.
Bilbo: Is he a great wizard, or is he more like you?
Gandalf: Well, I think he is a very great wizard... in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals for others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forest lands to the East, and a good thing too. For always evil will look to find a foothold in this world.

[hearing a rumbling noise within the Mountain]
Dori: Was that an earthquake?
Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.

- He's a wizard. He does as he chooses.
- Here, do us a favor. Take this to the lads.
- Stop it. You've had plenty.
Gloin: Aye, it's not a bad stew, Bombur.
- I've had worse.
Nori: Dori could've cooked it. Ha-ha-ha.
Dori: Hilarious.

Thorin: Get him!
- Grab my hand!
Dori: Ori, be careful!
Ori: Take it!
Dwalin: I've got you, lad.
Ori: Grab on! Grab on!

Dori: [regarding a piece of lettuce] Try it. Just a mouthful.
Ori: I don't like green food.
Dwalin: Where's the meat?
Ori: Have they got any chips?

Thorin: Go, go, go!
Balin: Run! Get off!
- Get off!
- Run!
Dori: Hold on!
- Look out!

Balin: Where's the sulfur?
Dori: You sure you know what...
- You're doing?
Balin: Come on!

- Bifur, get in...
- The barrel! Move!
Dori: Everyone's in.
- What do we do now?
- Hold your breath.
Bofur: Hold my breath? What do you mean?