The Best Melanie Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: [to Melanie] You have strep.
Melanie: Is it contagious?
Dr. Gregory House: Only for the next 24 hours as long as you take the antibiotics.
Melanie: How contagious?
Dr. Gregory House: Take a personal day.
Melanie: I can't.
Dr. Gregory House: I'll write your pimp a note.
Melanie: My pimp?
Dr. Gregory House: You're tested for AIDS every three months and... your necklace.
Melanie: Prostitutes wear religious symbols?
Dr. Gregory House: I think they just like kneeling. You don't have the skin of a seaman, the fingers of an archer, the clothes of a merchant or the attitude of an ex-con. So, just leaves one left.
Melanie: Mmm... Two actually.
[gives House a flirtatious smile]
Melanie: But I'm not a child, am I?

[Melanie is a prostitute]
Melanie: No rash on my labia. Do you need to take a look?
Dr. Gregory House: I'm saving my money for a Red Ryder BB gun.