The Best Melinda Quotes

Melinda: If you were married to anyone else, you'd be so fucking bored you'd kill yourself.

Melinda: Hello, Mr. Boring. Why don't you dance?
Vic: I'd hate to ruin your evening.

Vic: If you think I killed Charlie, aren't you frightened of me?
Melinda: No.
Vic: Why not?
Melinda: 'Cause I'm the thing you killed for.

Melinda: If you were married to anyone else, you'd be so fucking bored. You'd kill yourself.

Melinda: He might be dumb, but he makes me enjoy who I am. That turns me on.

Vic: What?
Melinda: Nothing. I saw Tony.