The Best Vic Quotes

Vic: Melinda has the palate of a 12-year-old. Our first date, I took her to the best restaurant and she orders macaroni and cheese.

Mary: [about Melinda and Joel] Vic, they fucking?
Vic: Should we ask them? They're friends.
Mary: Aren't they just?

Melinda: Hello, Mr. Boring. Why don't you dance?
Vic: I'd hate to ruin your evening.

Vic: People are strange, and grown-ups are complex.

Mary: Is that Joel with Melinda?
Vic: Yeah.
Mary: They've really hit it off in a short amount of time, haven't they?
Vic: I guess they have.

Joel: Are you like threatnening me?
Vic: Do you feel threatned?
Joel: I don't believe you.
Vic: Then don't.

Vic: If I were normal, I don't think Joel will be over here having dinner with us.

Vic: What?
Melinda: Nothing. I saw Tony.

Vic: I don't feel the need to dictate her choices. I accept and love her for who she is.

Vic: If you think I killed Charlie, aren't you frightened of me?
Melinda: No.
Vic: Why not?
Melinda: 'Cause I'm the thing you killed for.