The Best Mendez Quotes

Mendez: Vengeance never dies, it only changes targets.

Mendez: Machete, this man is a dirty cop.
Police: Shut your fucking mouth! Shut up, loco!
Mendez: You shouldn't have said that, amigo. Because if you call me loco, then I'm afraid loco is what you get!

Mendez: Special Agent Mendez.
Machete: How many of you are there?
Mendez: Sorry, that's classified.

Mendez: I got news for you, cabrón. Killing me ain't in the cards. 'Cause I'm the ticking, ticking, wrath of Mexico, motherfucker.

Machete: You're crazy.
Mendez: With a capital C, muchacho.