The Best Michael Jeter Quotes

Boss: I see they hobbled you.
Percy: It's been a while since I was in a fight. I panicked. Fell back, like to have broke my foot.
Boss: Ornery old fool.
Percy: Well, or that damned Cuban cigar got me riled up.

Boss: Brought you a cigar, all the way from Havana, Cuba.
Percy: You don't say. I've heard about them but I've never had one. Much obliged to you.
Boss: What do you think?
Percy: Better than them crappers I usually smoke.

Father: Sursum corda.
Sister: Wait a minute, what was that?
Father: It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".
Sister: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters."