The Best Michael Urie Quotes

Brian: I'm an attorney. You know she's underage, right?
Chet: No, no, you told me you were 19!
Jimmy: Yeah? Well she's 12.
Chet: What?
Alice: I'm not 12.
Jimmy: [as everyone leaves] You coming, Paul?
Paul: I'm not done scaring him yet.
[Intensely stares Chet down. Chet gulps]
Paul: There it is. Good night, Chet.

Brian: Oh my God, these kids look so young!
Paul: At our age, everybody looks young.
Brian: 'Our' age? We are not peers!