The Best Misato Katsuragi Quotes

Ryoji: [to Shinji] So, I understand you're living with Katsuragi.
Shinji: Uh, yeah...
Ryoji: So, is she still so... wild in bed?
Shinji: WHAAAAAT?

Ritsuko: What did you say?
Misato: You heard me! I said I'll be taking Shinji home to live at my place okay? It's already been approved. And don't worry I'm not gonna be making any passes at him.
Ritsuko: Of course you're not! How could you think of such a thing! You've got no shame at all!
Misato: Some people don't have any sense of humor... .

Misato: Miracles are only worth a damn when you make them happen yourself.

Makoto: You look pretty worn to the bone, Major Katsuragi.
Misato: I have reasons for being worn. Private ones.
Ritsuko: Kaji's bone?
Misato: SHUT YOUR FACE!