The Best Myra Quotes

Myra: When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
Hans: I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
Myra: Government.
Hans: Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?

Myra: Do you ever worry we was wrong all those years, and there ain't no heaven and there ain't no nothing?
Hans: Of course, I worry God loves us. I know He does. He's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes.
Myra: Sometimes I think God's gone crazy sometimes. Stuff He does, stuff He don't do.
Hans: Well, He's had a lot to contend with in his time, too, you know. Bastards killed His kid, too.
Myra: Don't say "bastards", honey.
Myra: It's just a word, Myra.