Top 20 Quotes From NCIS: Hawai'i

Kai: Bottom line, they won't crack.
Kate: Did You try "Say Anything"?
Jesse: Not familiar with that technique.
Kate: It's not a technique. It's a movie.
Kai: 1989. John Cusak, Ione Skye.
Lucy: You don't know what a Game Boy is, but you know "Say Anything"?
Kai: Oh, it's such a good film.
Kate: About the power of love. Anyway, I... I think it would... it would help us get through to David. Lucy, you up for it?
Lucy: Me? Uh... Sure. Yup. Worth a shot.

Det. Dalia Reed: Drugs on the table and bad guys in cuffs are the key to my heart.

Kai: I spent way too many nights in bars like this when I surfed.
Jesse: Really? Didn't figure you for a party guy.
Kai: Why not? I'm -I'm fun.
Jesse: [unconvincingly] Sure.
Kai: I'm fu- Also there wasn't much else to do at most of the posts where I was stationed. You know, bars are actually the best places to get into fights.
Jesse: Like, on purpose?
Kai: Sometimes. I was working through a lot of anger issues back then, okay?

Jane: He grows on you.
Jesse: Does he, though?

Norman 'Boom Boom' Gates: You need to leave, Holman.
Kai: No, I'm not going.
Jesse: Now's not the time to be a pain in the ass, Kai.
Kai: Hey, you used to think I was a pain in the ass for always going solo.
Jesse: Yeah, well, now you're being a pain in the ass for sticking around.
Kai: I'd call that growth.
Norman 'Boom Boom' Gates: You know, all that love is nice...
Kai: Love is a strong word.
Norman 'Boom Boom' Gates: But if you're sticking around, at least be useful?

Cassandra: Are you going to tell him?
Jane: [Shakes her head] Mmm. Mm.
Cassandra: 'Cause I have to tell him? Otherwise you'll throw a grenade through my window?
Jane: Okay, that wasn't the point of the story.

CGIS: Sorry. I apologize. It's habit. I was undercover.
Jane: Yeah, I figured out that part.
CGIS: Deep under. Like it's hard to remember who Neil Pike is anymore.
Kai: How long has it been?
CGIS: [exhales] Three days.

Jesse: You say that calm, but it sounds bad.
Norman 'Boom Boom' Gates: Ah, that's just bomb-side manner.

Jesse: [while watching the kidnapping of Ernie on video] The problem is: we sort of need Ernie to find Ernie

CID: Hey. You were looking for me?
Ernie: Yeah, half hour ago. What took you so long?
CID: This is both far from the office and underground. And the of couple people I asked for directions were confused about where you were. Or who you were.
Ernie: That's the way I like it.

Ernie: Props to you. Agent afloat's all kinds of a floating.
Lucy: What does that even mean?
Ernie: I don't know. I'm only half listening.
Lucy: Ernie! I just solved my first real case alone.
Ernie: And yet you don't seem all that excited.
Lucy: Well, I'm... super excited.
Ernie: No, super excited Lucy's all "ye haw!" and "y'all know what?"
Lucy: Okay. That's On Land Lucy. Sailor Lucy is more reserved.

Jesse: I got into cars and street racing a long time ago.
Lucy: Oh, I feel like there's a story.
Jesse: Well, it all started when I watched "The Fast and the Furious".
Lucy: I was wrong.
Kai: Wait. I'm sorry. The movie about cars?
Jesse: First off, it's a movie about *family*. And are you serious, dude? You haven't watched it? Oh, right, it's not part of the Nora Ephron Cinematic Universe.

LCDR: Nothing is missing. I barely leave the house these days. I mean, I am 72 months pregnant.

Brother: [chuckles] You still remember the scriptures you memorized in Catholic school.
Jesse: Well, mostly I remember that the nuns; they didn't like me too much.
Brother: If the nuns liked you too much, you might've rebelled against God and not them.
Jesse: You saying that was strategy?
Brother: I'm saying it worked. You still remember verses. Many drift away, and they forget it all.
Jesse: Nah, I think it's more just habit than belief at this point.

Jesse: You put cameras up all around your house?
[Clayton HIckey nods]
Jesse: To record yourself making making meth?
[Clayton nods again]
Jane: We're going to need that footage.

Nick: This is the most beautiful place I've ever been shot at.

Jimmy: Right. As I was just saying to Dr. Chase, we don't know much about the biotoxin that Maxwell dosed us with, but it's definitely different than the nerve agent you're dealing with. And I suggested it could be VX, since we know it responds to atropine. And that's when I said that VX evaporates too slowly. It doesn't create the kind of vapor that you would've been dealing with on that plane, and then I made this little vapor pun.

Jane: What's that?
Maggie: Do you remember the NCIS agent who worked the operation in Kabul?
Jane: With the Marine haircut and snarky sidekick?
Maggie: You made quite an impression on him
Jane: How can you tell?
Maggie: Because he tried to steal you from me.

Sgt. Justin Baxter: Do you really think that I'd keep the bat if I beat someone to death with it?
Jane: Not sure. But I'm gonna take it anyway.

Jane: "Make a circle, protect your dude?" That's not really biblical, is it?
Jesse: Sure. It's from the first Book of Ass Whooping.