50 Best S.W.A.T. Quotes

[last lines]
Hondo: Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.
Street: So?
Hondo: Yeah. What the hell. Mount up.

[after hearing Street over radio yell officer down]
Hondo: Flip a bitch!
Deke: Flippin' a bitch!

Chris: You wanna come to my house?
Street: That was easy.
Chris: My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.

Uncle: Your father is running the business.
Alex: No, I retired him.
Uncle: Really? He never spoke of that to me.
Alex: That's because he can't speak anymore.
[Slashes Gascoigne's throat]

[after shooting through a hostage to take out the bank robber holding her by the neck]
Gamble: I saved a hostage from getting shot.

Neighbor: Y'all ain't got nothing better to do than to be haulin' off black people off to jail? Just perpetuatin' a cycle you know!
Deke: [putting the criminal in the police car] Let's see how liberal you are when he breaks into your place!
Neighbor: MMmm hm!
Deke: Mmm hm my ass!

McCabe: [lying in the disabled learjet] How's Boxer?
Hondo: What do you care?
McCabe: C'mon, Hondo, just give me that.
Hondo: He's going to make it.
McCabe: Good.
Hondo: Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do?
McCabe: Goddamnit, Sarge.
[McCabe shoots himself dead]

Capt. Thomas Fuller: Nice job.
Hondo: Don't sound so happy.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Still got a problem. He's still here.
[Gestures towards Alex Montel]
Chris: Road trip?
Street: [Beaten up from the fight with Gamble] Road trip.
Hondo: Yeah... road trip. Guess you'll have to fire us later.
[Street spits blood out of his mouth, team walks away toward arriving SWAT truck with Fuller smiling at the team for once in the whole movie]

[to Captain Fuller]
Hondo: Shame you're not playing a terrorist.

[about Boxer's mustache]
Boxer: Your mother likes it.
Street: So does your sister.

Hondo: [Deke shoots a card] 10 of Spades. Spade flush.
Street: Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?
Hondo: Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of Spades. Deke!
Deke: Beats four Aces in Compton any day!

Hondo: You still want to work S.W.A.T?
Chris: No. I just enjoy applying all the time.

Chris: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
Street: So, what does two drinks mean?

Chris: Remind me to buy some shares in Kevlar.

Hondo: Sorry. Wrong room.
Chris: Who are you looking for?
Hondo: Chris Sanchez.
Chris: I'm Chris Sanchez.
Hondo: YOU'RE Chris Sanchez?
Chris: Look, if you're Internal Affairs, that guy had razorblades in his mouth. I had to put him down hard. I'm sick and tired of these bullshit complains because some vato doesn't like getting thrown to the pavement by a woman.
Hondo: [Raises eyebrow] I look like IAD to you?
[Sanchez shrugs]

Hondo: You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.

Deke: Tell daddy how you want it.

Alex: American Greed.
Street: Shut up.
Alex: So reliable.
Street: Shut Up! Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off.
Alex: That's how I like cops - dead.
Street: You wanna join him? Huh?
Alex: He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me.
Street: Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?
Boxer: Love to.
[Elbows Montel in the stomach]

Hondo: Here's where watching 'The World's Most Exciting Police Chases' pays off.

Hondo: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
Deke: So what if he's Polish?
Hondo: No, no. Means he's one of those: "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.

Brian: [to Street] You're like a goddamn rash!

Gamble: Fuck you and S.W.A.T.

[about Hondo's S.W.A.T. selection]
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sanchez is a woman and Street, well he's on my shit list
Hondo: Hey! I'm on your shit list too and I'm the team captain.

Hondo: Oh look, they got their own airport security.

Hondo: How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?
Street: [smiling] He's a vegetarian.

Hondo: Drop Fruit of the Loomski in the A-car.

Brian: [getting chewed out by Fuller for his stunt at the bank] That woman is alive because of what we did!
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Yeah, alive and suing the city for millions. The Chief said if he's gonna pay, somebody else does, too, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.
Brian: C'mon Fuller we get...
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [Interrupting] *Captain* Fuller.
Brian: Captain Fuller, we get two seconds to make a decision! You get two months to sit there and tear it apart!
Velasquez: SWAT means "Special Weapons *And* Tactics". Where were your tactics out there?
Street: Saving a woman from getting shot. That's where are tactics were.
Brian: Yeah, every cop in this department knows that we did the right thing.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sometimes, doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.
Sgt. Howard: What the hell does that mean?
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sergeant?
[Fuller turns to Street and Gamble]
Capt. Thomas Fuller: You disobeyed a direct order, end of story. You're both off SWAT.
Velasquez: Captain. They're two of our best officers.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Well I'm not sticking them back in the field after a stunt like that.
Brian: [Becoming angry] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that saving lives was goddamn stunt!
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [Angry] Hey, you've got a big mouth, and apparently you're quick on the trigger, and *that* is why your ass is in a sling!
Velasquez: Captain Fuller, if you're really gonna put them off SWAT at least keep them in the division. Give'em a shot at getting back.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [pause] Fine, stick'em in the gun cage. Get'em out of my sight.

Brian: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
Chris: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.

Travis: [after almost getting into a fight with Street in the bar before Gamble broke it up] You should have let me beat his ass.
Gamble: I just saved yours.

Gus: [discussing his wife's disapproval of the soft drink Dr. Pepper] You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect.
Street: And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!

Hondo: Street, you have a driver's license?
Street: Got a library card.
Hondo: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.

Hondo: Street. Don't beat him so badly I can't get a rematch, all right?
Street: I won't make any promises.
Hondo: It's my money, man.

[From the first trailer]
Hondo: Let's try to get in the killing mode.
Chris: I am in killing mode.
Hondo: So why you smiling?
Chris: Because it tickles me.

Street: Bad day, huh?
Beat: Kiss my ass, ese.

Gamble: So this is what it's come down to, bustin' down doors with J-Lo?

Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sometimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.
Sgt. Howard: What the hell is that supposed mean?

Velasquez: SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?

[the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate]
Deke: Ain't this a bitch?
Street: A cold hard one.

Velasquez: We have ID'd those suspects.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Great! Who are they?
Velasquez: Former officer Gamble and Officer T.J. McCabe.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Gamble, as in Street's ex-partner, Gamble?
Velasquez: Roger.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: We have got two SWAT-trained guys leading this attack. How do we know the rest of the team isn't in on it?
Velasquez: Because I can vouch for Hondo.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: You wanna bet 100 million dollars on that?

Hondo: 10-David, this is 70-David.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: 70-David, where the hell are you?
Hondo: We are somewhere around Sixth and Trenton. We lost communication in the tunnels. Where's our backup?
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [**POSSIBLE SPOILER**] Everything I have is going to Hawthorne Airport. That's where your friends Gamble and T.J. McCabe are headed.
Hondo: That's the other side of town! Send a couple units to pick us up.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: PICK YOU UP? For all I know you're in on this! I got a good mind to bring you in!
Hondo: [to Street, Sanchez, and Deke] Like hell. Come on, let's go.

McCabe: This was supposed to be simple snatch and extract.
Brian: Boxer was a threat, T.J.
McCabe: Boxer was my friend!
Brian: He was mine too.
Alex: Stop crying. You can buy new friends.
McCabe: Don't give me any more reason to kill you.
Alex: What are going to do, shoot me? You should relax a little bit, my friend. I'm the money here. Don't forget it.
Brian: We don't have time for this shit. Look, you can go ahead. I know this sucks. Let's worry about it in paradise, all right?

Street: [to Gamble] Is this your girlfriend? Cute.
Travis: No, but you can be my bitch.
Street: [recoils in mock horror] Really?

Deke: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
Street: I only have one.
Deke: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!

Street: So why'd you pick me?
Hondo: To piss off the captain.

Hondo: I need your A-game boys... and girl.

Hondo: You look like you need a Band-Aid.
Street: Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs.

McCabe: What? No roll, Hondo?
Hondo: How do you know I didn't?
McCabe: You didn't, did you?
Hondo: They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.

Hondo: [Deleted Scene: Hondo Reviews Files at Home outside, hears a noise on the ground, then looks down at a deer from his balcony] Hey! Get the hell off my damn property.
Hondo: [Deer looks at him] There's coyotes up here.
Hondo: As a rule, they're punks, but if I was you, I'd watch my back.

Alex: What do you make, $66,000 a year?
Street: Not even with overtime.
Alex: Ha, loser.

Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.
McCabe: [laughing] Oh no, you didn't...