The Best Nellie Quotes

Narrator: And Nellie had a list of "won'ts".
Nellie: Please refrain from any
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Nellie: or
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Nellie: -ing or
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Nellie: -isting or
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Nellie: -ing or finger
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Nellie: or
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Nellie: or even
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Nellie: . And please use a
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Nellie: when you
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Nellie: me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will
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Nellie: you in the
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Nellie: .
Tom: Our computers don't work on the internet.

Nellie: [to Michael] I've always been mildly attracted to you.

Nellie: [Michael finishes a long-winded boring, story] Wow, what a great story.
Narrator: It wasn't great. Nellie was just a good listener. All prostitutes are.