The Best Palmer Quotes

Sam: I can't stop listenin Ms. Vivian, if you keep talkin. Jeez Louize!

Principal: Sam, if everything weren't okay, you could tell me. No matter what it is.
Sam: Uh-huh.
Principal: It's okay son, go on.
Sam: Your breath smells kinda funny.

Palmer: How many boys do you see on that show?
Sam: None.
Palmer: What does that tell you?
Sam: That I can be the first.

Palmer: You know you're a boy, right?
Sam: Yeah.
Palmer: Boys don't play with dalls.
Sam: Well, I'm a boy, and I do.

Sam: You had a sleepover with my mama, and you didn't wear no pajamas or underwear neither.

Daryl: What's goin on?
Coles: Same shit, different Sunday.

Shelly: I know you're mad at me. It's okay. I'd be mad at me too.

Maggie: What're you gonna do? Beat up everyone that picks on him?
Palmer: No, just the ones over 30.