The Best Sam Quotes

Palmer: You know you're a boy, right?
Sam: Yeah.
Palmer: Boys don't play with dalls.
Sam: Well, I'm a boy, and I do.

Principal: Sam, if everything weren't okay, you could tell me. No matter what it is.
Sam: Uh-huh.
Principal: It's okay son, go on.
Sam: Your breath smells kinda funny.

Sam: I can't stop listenin Ms. Vivian, if you keep talkin. Jeez Louize!

Sam: You had a sleepover with my mama, and you didn't wear no pajamas or underwear neither.

Palmer: How many boys do you see on that show?
Sam: None.
Palmer: What does that tell you?
Sam: That I can be the first.