The Best Peter Mason Quotes

Peter: There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonderful guys because they were too short, or too fat, or too poor.
Miranda: I have been out with some of those guys. The short, fat, poor ones. It makes absolutely no difference. They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones.
Peter: Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?